April 7th is National Beer Day, so here's what you should be drinking based on our very scientific, totally accurate, Beer Personality Test. It's like a horoscope, but hoppier. You should drink...

... LAGERS if you're the human embodiment of an Eagles song: easy going, likable, great at parties. Your motto: "This calls for a pizza." Nothing pairs with the Meat Lover's Special like an extra cold lager.

... PILSNERS if you're well-liked, well-traveled, and generally a people-pleaser. You also have a fantastic head of hair, even at the beach. You may or may not be a Golden Retriever. No matter – bottom's up!

... STOUTS if you have many leather bound books and slay at Tuesday night trivia. You love sunrises, deep conversations, and bagpipes. You are dense and layered, but in a good way. Go ahead, make it a Guinness.

... PORTERS if you love cold-weather, fish n' chips, and the Queen Mother. You have a Willy Wonka-sized sweet tooth and also happen to work in a factory. God save the queen – and the corner seat at the pub.

... IPAs if you're bold, adventurous, and loyal. You've broken at least 3 bones and your college nickname was "The Tank." You love Led Zeppelin. You are the extreme version of the jack-of-all-trades. There's a special aisle at the liquor store for you – and it's got a billion types of IPAs to choose from.

... WHEAT BEERS if you love WWII history, mustaches, and sauerkraut (#guthealth). You're a no-nonsense kind of person, but you've also won the local lederhosen contest 8 years in a row. You and Wheat Beers – just a coupl'a classics.

... SOURS if you're eccentric, daring, and once ran a 10k... barefoot. You can recite the periodic table and every word of "Bohemian Rhapsody." You're not afraid to try something funky, so get a growler from your local craft brewery and pucker up.

... SAISONS if you like to read Marcel Proust, have a thriving garden, and wear chic overalls without shoes. You remind people of springtime and can toss together a stunning brunch in 20 minutes (seriously, how do you do that?). You probably brewed your own saison in an art shed in a field of wildflowers.

Whatever your beer profile, drink responsibly and pair with good company and good eats (like this grilled cheese or this one). Cheers!